This Valentine's Day, Frankie's here to help you decide if your relationship is in a state of love, lust, or marriage.
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Love - Long drives through the countryside
Lust - Long parking sessions anywhere
Marriage - Long drives with the kids screaming in the backseat
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Love - You take a bubble bath together
Lust - You take a Jell-O bath together
Marriage - You give the kids a bath together
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Love - A romantic candle-light dinner for two
Lust - "Do I have to buy you dinner first?"
Marriage - Four Happy Meals to go, please
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Love - Giving your love some candy
Lust - Thinking you are the candy
Marriage - Scraping the kids' candy out of the carpet
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Love - Sex every night
Lust - Sex five times a night
Marriage - What's sex?
